The first thing He Learns?

Kevin is the new kid in class, and he received typical teenage issues. His mother obsessively hoards espresso pots and his dad has an insane inability to dwell without garlic salt. Oh, and he haunted by the ghost of a fellow scholar who died horribly in a bus accident final 12 months.

Relatively than do the apparent thing and blackmail this ghost into destroying his enemies, Kevin takes the opportunity to learn all about bus safety. The very first thing he learns? All the time buckle your seatbel-… What that? Faculty buses by no means have these? Really? Sort of appears ridiculously negligent, doesn it? Has anyone ever figured out why that is the case?

Fortunately for Kevin, there a horrible bus accident and the driver is probably going killed. He thus able to demonstrate all of the lessons he discovered, which embody pointing in a basic path for people to exit the bus, and instructing children to bend their knees after they hit the bottom (versus locking their knees and shattering their fibulas, as children instinctively are inclined to do.)

Will Kevin be rightfully mocked and pantsed for his devotion to bus security? Is emphasizing their very own possible dying the easiest way to show kids correct bus exiting strategies? Will Nic Cage urinate a stream of fire? Tune in to Ghost Rider and discover out!