Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf Poem
He went and knocked on Grandma’s door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie stated, ‘May I come in ‘
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
‘He will eat me up!’ she cried.
And she was absolutely proper.
He ate her firebird t shirt up in a single large bite.
However Grandmamma was small and powerful,
And Wolfie wailed, ‘That is not enough!
I have not yet begun to really feel
That I’ve had a decent meal!’
He ran around the kitchen yelping,
‘I’ve obtained to have a second serving to!’
Then added with a frightful leer,
‘I’m therefore going to attend right here
Until Little Miss Red Riding Hood
Comes residence from firebird t shirt walking within the wood.’
He quickly placed on Grandma’s clothes,
(Of course he hadn’t eaten these).
He dressed himself in coat and hat.
He placed on shoes, and after that,
He even brushed and curled his hair,
Then sat himself in Grandma’s chair.
In got here the little lady in pink.
She stopped. She stared. And then she stated,
‘What great huge ears you have, Grandma.’
‘All the better to listen to you with,’
the Wolf replied.
‘What great large eyes you have got, Grandma.’
stated Little Red Riding Hood.
‘All the better to see you Men’s Desgin Helmet Stormtrooper Short Sleeve T Shirts with,’
the Wolf replied.
He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I’m going to eat this baby.
In contrast together with her outdated Grandmamma,
She’s going to taste like caviar.
Then Little Red Riding Hood mentioned, ‘
But Grandma, what a lovely great large
furry coat you may have on.’
‘That’s fallacious!’ cried Wolf.
‘Have you forgot
To tell me what Massive TEETH I’ve acquired
Ah well, it doesn’t matter what you say,
I’ll eat you anyway.’
The small lady smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She goals it on the creature’s head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him lifeless.
Just a few weeks later, in the wood,
I got here across Miss Riding Hood.
However what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.